If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

(via fake-mermaid)

  • Wear shirt two times: Dirty
  • Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.


sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

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*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

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i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

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it’s a perfect day to not give a fuck

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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

(via humorking)

Was it hard?” I ask.
Letting go?”

Not as hard as holding on to something that wasn’t real.

— Lisa Schroeder (via kushandwizdom)

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