elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

(via humorking)

whatnope:

*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

(via fake-mermaid)

  • Wear shirt two times: Dirty
  • Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

p-eachful:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

(via humorking)

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(via fake-mermaid)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(via fake-mermaid)

shady-god:

it’s a perfect day to not give a fuck

(via fake-mermaid)

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

(via humorking)

Was it hard?” I ask.
Letting go?”

Not as hard as holding on to something that wasn’t real.

— Lisa Schroeder (via kushandwizdom)

(via katrinaaale)